Hey Gems!

Noticed I’ve been offline, yeah?

I have been in camp oh. I’m going to leave you to guess where I was posted to after you finish reading this rant.

It’s my 13th day in this place but I feel like I’ve been here for months. I’ve gone from waking up by 7/8AM to waking up by 2:50AM just so I don’t do early morning frog jumps.

The weather here na die. Very confused. One minute, we’re Eskimos and the next, we’re Tuaregs.

When I came to camp, I sharply located the Red Cross Society and joined them. I cannot come and kill myself. 😩

My platoon members don’t even know me. Talmbout “are you in this platoon?” every time I go for meetings. 🙄🙄🙄

After the first week, the camp food stopped being interesting to me. I don’t know who started stealing their ingredients. Mammy is now my bestie.

I had suya some days ago and it reminded me of home so much that I wanted to scale the fence.

Remember my last NYSC blog post where I pre-complained about the toilets? I am happy to announce that I have a favourite toilet here. Gbogbo big girls and slay mamas don’t flush the others some times.

There are camp couples everywhere. Boys are spending. Girls are eating!

So far, I haven’t served any punishments because I’m a sharp geh.

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I’m writing this in such a hurry so forgive the brevity. I promise the next one will be longer.

While you wait, here’s a picture of me in my white x white.Where do you think Nigeria posted me to? Let me know in the comments!